Jumpcut! Episode 1 - Off Script

​​​ ​- Hand over the money, boy!​ ​​

​​​ ​I swear, the last deposit you’ll ever have is a silver bullet!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Alright, you can take every dime!​ ​​

​​​ ​Just please don’t hurt me!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Heh heh heh heh!​ ​​

​​​ ​Like taking candy from a baby!​ ​​

​​​ ​- You know, it isn’t kind to steal from others…​ ​​

​​​ ​- What?! Who do you think you’re talkin’ to, boy?!​ ​​

​​​ ​- They call me sheriff McCoy…​ ​​

​​​ ​Job’s to wrangle up grungey crooks like you and stop ya from pillagin’ the poor folks in his town.​ ​​

​​​ ​And I recommend you return that bag before someone gets hurt…​ ​​

​​​ ​- Yeah, right!​ ​​

​​​ ​I ain’t leaving this place empty-handed!!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Aight,​ ​​

​​​ ​I’ve got… all…​ ​​

​​​ ​day…​ ​​

​​​ ​- CUT!!!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Huh?​ ​​

​​​ ​- …Is it finally break time?​ ​​

​​​ ​I need a nap…​ ​​

​​​ ​- What is this? This isn’t part of the script!​ ​​

​​​ ​- What are you talking about? We’re saying exactly what's on the paper.​ ​​

​​​ ​- Let me see that!​ ​​

​​​ ​I didn’t write any of this!​ ​​

​​​ ​Ryan, did you change up my stuff again?​ ​​

​​​ ​- Relax, Trev; I just made a few edits in this scene only, that’s all.​ ​​

​​​ ​- But this is the seventh time you revised my screenplay!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Well…it’s just that…​ ​​

​​​ ​your writing just kind of…​ ​​

​​​ ​sucks.​ ​​

​​​ ​I want to make sure the script is as perfect as it can be.​ ​​

​​​ ​Trust me, these revisions are an improvement.​ ​​

​​​ ​Remember who got 1st in the school’s screenplay contest last month?​ ​​

​​​ ​- You stole that from me!​ ​​

​​​ ​It even has my name engraved on it!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Hm?​ ​​

​​​ ​- Wh-Hey!​ ​​

​​​ ​- So, are we going back to shooting or…​ ​​

​​​ ​- Noononononono!​ ​​ ​​ ​- So, are we going back to shooting or…​ ​​

​​​ ​- Noononononono!​ ​​

​​​ ​I am putting my foot down!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Ughh...​ ​​

​​​ ​Can we not do this again?​ ​​

​​​ ​- You promised that you’d incorporate both of our creative visions into this!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Trevor!​ ​​

​​​ ​We’re like a year into production, and we aren’t even close to finishing this movie!​ ​​

​​​ ​You’re being stubborn as hell!​ ​​

​​​ ​…Jasper keeps stealing our things!​ ​​

​​​ ​…Kendrick’s acting sucks!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Hey!​ ​​ ​​ ​…Kendrick’s acting sucks!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Hey!​ ​​

​​​ ​…And someone keeps stashing bugs into my walls!​ ​​

​​​ ​- …Y-Yeah...not...not cool, guys.​ ​​

​​​ ​- How are we gonna get rich and famous off of our movies when we’re obviously not getting along?​ ​​

​​​ ​- Hey man, don’t look at us.​ ​​

​​​ ​You’re the ones getting into fights every time we shoot.​ ​​

​​​ ​- We don’t fight...​ ​​

​​​ ​We just have… some…​ ​​

​​​ ​creative differences.​ ​​

​​​ ​- Tsch. Yeah, cause beating each other up over our actor’s bandana color is just “having some differences.”​ ​​

​​​ ​- It should’ve been purple!​ ​​

​​​ ​Purple represents power! Courage! And mystery!​ ​​

​​​ ​- And so will both of your swollen eyes when I kick your ass again!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Maybe if you two just settled your differences and acted more professionally, like in a real film production,​ ​​

​​​ ​we would actually get things done around here.​ ​​

​​​ ​- Maybe if Ryan didn’t write such poorly structured stories riddled with inadequate dialogue,​ ​​

​​​ ​maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with this!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Must be hard yapping with that thesaurus up your butt!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Gimme that script!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Get off of me, dork!​ ​​

​​​ ​Nice going, idiot.​ ​​

​​​ ​- grrRAAGH!!!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Ow! Get your hands off me, freak!​ ​​

​​​ ​- I’ll show you who did what!​ ​​ ​​ ​- Ow! Get your hands off me, freak!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Jesus Christ, not again... Guys! Cut it out!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Scurry, little one! Run while you still can!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Oh god, guys! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Hold still, dude, I gotchu!​ ​​

​​​ ​- AUH!​ ​​

​​​ ​- 3D glasses-wearing loser!​ ​​

​​​ ​- I’m gonna kill you!​ ​​ ​​ ​- 3D glasses-wearing loser!​ ​​

​​​ ​- 3D glasses-wearing loser!​ ​​

​​​ ​- You’re ruining my hair, get off now!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Get your feet out of my face, jerk!​ ​​

​​​ ​- HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me!​ ​​ ​​ ​- Get your feet out of my face, jerk!​ ​​

​​​ ​- HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Screw you, you stupid-​ ​​ ​​ ​- HEY! Guys, get this idiot off of me!​ ​​

​​​ ​- Screw you, you stupid-​ ​​

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