Rich Kid Battles DJ For Love | UpDating

Look at this. Oh my god. Intimate in LA.

This is a fun place to do the show

because you guys are uh Yeah, you fit

the show. Let's just say that.

>> I love LA. It's the land of like the

really good-looking ugly guy.

Like from far away, I'm like, "Bro, I

wish I had his body." Then getting

closer, I go, "Wow, you're a five."

Especially West Hollywood. It looks like

every guy is on like [ __ ] meth. It's

disgusting.

Sorry, but you guys are great. You, my

friend, are great. Yes, you remind me of

my grandpa that died. Oh, no. No, you

you actually do. You kind of do. You

look like a great guy. You guys have

been together a while. You look like a

happy couple. I love it. How long?

>> 31.

>> 31 years. Holy [ __ ] Congrats on that.

>> Um, the key to that is money.

That's the only way. Uh, no, I see the

watch.

That's amazing. Uh, maybe after the show

you Venmo me. All right.

>> Well, Harrison, I'm excited.

>> On that note, one final question. Are

you ready to meet your first contestant?

>> That's true.

>> Going on. How you doing there? I like

your tattoos.

>> I can't get one. I want to be buried in

my own cemetery. No.

Guys, hang on one second. You are

currently watching our LA show. And

guess what, LA? We are coming back May

5th for the Netflix is a joke festival.

We will be in it. Get those tickets

before they go. We cannot wait. Now,

back to the show.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for

Kyle.

>> It's you. Good looking guy, dude. I

liked your outfit.

>> Thank you. You have that like you

there's some people you know they have

it and you have it.

>> Um, how you feeling, man?

>> I'm feeling good. I'm very excited about

tonight.

>> Wow. You

>> got a nice voice. You have the voice of

a big [ __ ]

>> You have a very nice speaking voice.

>> I appreciate that.

>> How's a guy like you single? You're

actually very good-looking.

>> Uh, I'm a very busy guy. Uh, I work a

lot and it sometimes it gets in the way

of meeting nice girls.

>> Where are you from? I'm from New York

City.

>> You're from New York? Yeah.

>> Yeah. That's why I was like, there's no

way this guy's from LA. Um just doesn't

it doesn't fit. People here don't. Your

voice is very uh it's too deep for out

here. Um so so do you do well dating out

here because you're from New York. Do

you find you do better against the

competition?

>> I mean, yeah, there is a little bit of a

difference. I love the girls out here,

but there's nothing like a Roslin Jew.

Well, Pete just alienated the whole

crowd.

>> They're going to hate our people even

more.

>> Yes. I only tell people I meet you when

I'm looking for a job.

Then you can call me Moses.

>> Wait, where did you grow up though in uh

New York?

>> I grew up on the Upper West Side of

Manhattan.

>> Uh Brownstone or apartment?

>> I grew up in a brownstone. He's rich.

>> A brownstone. How many floors?

>> Eight. Oh,

>> you grew up in an eighth floor

brownstone. I

>> I have a big family. So, we we we fill

it up. I actually I live with my uh

aunt, uncle, and cousins. They live all

together with me.

>> Oh, never mind. He's poor.

>> Suddenly, he's Spanish.

>> So, guy like you, right? Obviously from

So, we know you're from Upper West.

Obviously privileged, but maybe things

went wrong at one point. That's why

cousins needed to move in.

What kind of a girl is right?

>> I'm looking for I like interesting

people. I like people with passions and

and people those that pursue those

passions very deeply.

>> Suddenly we're doing an Amazon job

interview.

>> Very LinkedIn. Um what what is uh Yeah.

What is one you you know you're talking

about these passions like what's one one

that you have?

>> I love to play Podell. What is Padell?

>> It's like this like Spanish racket

sport. It's like tennis but probably

about half the size. And you're enclosed

in glass, so you play it off the walls.

>> Okay, so he's extremely rich.

I have [ __ ] no idea. Just play

raetball. No, just play pickle ball. Be

a normal rich guy. Just play. So a guy

like you, like because of all this

money, are you able to just lay there in

the bedroom? Like what what are you

>> what do you like?

>> No, no, it's not my money. It's my

parents money. It's very different.

>> But what are you like bedroom wise

because of all of this? Cuz I would just

be like, "Hey, I'm going to lay there.

I'm uh I'm generous. I think I'm

generous in the bedroom.

>> Oh,

>> by the way, you seem like a pleasant

guy. You have a good energy. Um and

obviously we're going pretty deep here.

So, if I were to just say to you, what's

one thing I want to give you an

opportunity? No question. What do you to

win over the crowd? Cuz whether it's the

girl up there, it could be someone in

here. What do you want to say? Is there

anything?

>> I mean, on paper, I'm a I'm a pretty

nerdy dude. Like,

>> yeah. I mean, I'm not the kind of person

that loves to be the center of

attention. So, this is this is kind of

an adventure for me.

>> Good work.

>> Um, but I went to college for math and

computer science and now I get to I

travel around the world and I I have

contracts with various companies and I

build them AI products. But my work lets

me travel. I love to travel. I like to

see new places. Um, and I like to meet

new people. So, that's why I'm here

tonight. Wow. Thank you for Thank you

for sharing.

>> We'll just close with a couple quick

rapid fires. Best skill in the bedroom.

Outside of giving, what's one thing

you're really good at?

>> My My hips are loose.

>> I like that. Yeah, that's good. So So

he's a yogi or something?

>> I like that.

>> Okay. Craziest place you've done it.

>> The lazy river of the Atlantis Hotel.

>> There is a lot of coming there.

>> That's Bahamas, right?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, that's disgusting. So you have

flidia. Okay.

And final thing, what's one physical

feature on a girl that you can't live

without?

>> I like a girl with a nice back. I know

that's pretty specific, but I like I

like a line in the back. I think that's

super hot. Well, if she has scoliosis,

she's fine.

>> Guys, give it up for Kyle.

>> Kyle,

>> who's not from LA here?

>> Oh, amazing. Oh, then where where are

you guys from?

>> Orange County.

>> Orange County. I love it, man.

That's certainly not LA.

>> Ladies and gentlemen of Los Angeles,

give a warm welcome to Juliana.

All right,

take a seat. Wow, Juliana.

Oh my god. Shakira. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Welcome to Update. How are you

feeling?