$1 vs $250,000,000 Private Island! — Transcript

This is a $250 million private island. This is a $250 million private island. Literally, anything you could ever want is on this island. Literally, anything you could ever want is on this island. And I'm going to show you the difference And I'm going to show you the difference between this and a $150 million luxury island, between this and a $150 million luxury island, a massive $45 million island, a $5 million frozen island a massive $45 million island, a $5 million frozen island all the way down to the cheapest private island in the world. all the way down to the cheapest private island in the world. That thing I'm starting to realize might not all fit on it. That thing I'm starting to realize might not all fit on it. First step on my brand new island. First step on my brand new island. Here's your dollar. Here's your dollar. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.

-Thank you for selling it to me. -It's yours now, buddy. -Thank you for selling it to me. -It's yours now, buddy. Let's check out what I just bought. Let's check out what I just bought. My first impressions My first impressions is that it's a lot smaller than I thought. is that it's a lot smaller than I thought. When you pay a dollar, When you pay a dollar, you get a random pile of bricks, an old toilet. you get a random pile of bricks, an old toilet. I found the restroom. I found the restroom. And a bunch of random wooden poles. And a bunch of random wooden poles. There's more poles than square feet on this thing. There's more poles than square feet on this thing. They're actually called pylons. They're actually called pylons. Let's pile onto that boat and leave. Let's pile onto that boat and leave. And as you can see, there's nothing here, so I'm going to blow it up. And as you can see, there's nothing here, so I'm going to blow it up. But later in this video, we're going to a $150 million island But later in this video, we're going to a $150 million island and also a quarter billion dollar super island. and also a quarter billion dollar super island. But first, we're going to head over to the $1 million dollar island called But first, we're going to head over to the $1 million dollar island called Monkey Island.

Monkey Island. Yes, you heard me right. Yes, you heard me right. This island is literally swarmed with hundreds of monkeys. This island is literally swarmed with hundreds of monkeys. I can see why it's called Monkey Island. I can see why it's called Monkey Island. -What's this monkey? -It's Odie. -What's this monkey? -It's Odie. Odie took my orange. Odie took my orange. Okay. Okay. Monkey see food, monkey take. Monkey see food, monkey take. All the monkeys on this island All the monkeys on this island have a strategy for interacting with people. have a strategy for interacting with people. They gaslight you into thinking They gaslight you into thinking that you're friends, and then they steal your food. that you're friends, and then they steal your food. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it. I love this monkey. I love this monkey. There's a monkey on the boat. There's a monkey on the boat. And if you're wondering where are you And if you're wondering where are you and your friends are going to sleep on this island, and your friends are going to sleep on this island, Suspended above the water are six luxury cabanas, which house Suspended above the water are six luxury cabanas, which house both humans and monkeys.

both humans and monkeys. The monkey's grabbing the GoPro, Jimmy. The monkey's grabbing the GoPro, Jimmy. Sir, we need this for filming. Sir, we need this for filming. I just need to borrow this. I just need to borrow this. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Okay. I got my camera back. You want... Oops. I got my camera back. You want... Oops. He wants your hat. He wants your hat. Okay, you can have that, sir. Okay, you can have that, sir. By the end of this, I'm going to be naked. By the end of this, I'm going to be naked. The monkeys are stealing everything. The monkeys are stealing everything. And the monkeys are not even the coolest part of this island. And the monkeys are not even the coolest part of this island. See, this island isn't even an island at all. See, this island isn't even an island at all. It's actually the top of a massive underwater plant network It's actually the top of a massive underwater plant network that emerged from the sand and water that emerged from the sand and water to create this illusion of an island that we see today. to create this illusion of an island that we see today.

Is this a milion dollar island or a million dollar bush? Is this a milion dollar island or a million dollar bush? -Because there's no land. -What do you think? -Because there's no land. -What do you think? I don't know. I don't know. I think an island is what you make of it. I think an island is what you make of it. And on the other side of the island, there's even a private relaxation area And on the other side of the island, there's even a private relaxation area And a beachfront massage parlor. And a beachfront massage parlor. Nolan! Nolan! I'm trying not to fall in the water. I'm trying not to fall in the water. I'm about to get a massage with a monkey. I'm about to get a massage with a monkey. That's really cool. That's really cool. Notice how all the water around you is freezing. Notice how all the water around you is freezing. What? What? That took a lot of effort. That took a lot of effort. And we put that much effort in to convey And we put that much effort in to convey that the $5 million Island is very cool. that the $5 million Island is very cool. And where we're going next, most of the year looks like this, And where we're going next, most of the year looks like this, but it's going to look like this. but it's going to look like this.

No joke. No joke. This island is so cold right now that the lake surrounding it This island is so cold right now that the lake surrounding it is actually frozen solid, which means to get there, is actually frozen solid, which means to get there, we're going to be using an interesting vehicule. we're going to be using an interesting vehicule. We're literally hovering. We're literally hovering. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently snowmobiles would have been too basic for this island. Apparently snowmobiles would have been too basic for this island. It just had to be hovercrafts. It just had to be hovercrafts. This is awesome. This is awesome. Talking about arriving in fashion. Talking about arriving in fashion. And it only took about 30 seconds And it only took about 30 seconds being outside the hovercraft for the gang to be frozen solid. being outside the hovercraft for the gang to be frozen solid. How cold is it? How cold is it? It's zero degrees celsius. It's zero degrees celsius. It's pretty cold, man It's pretty cold, man He’s more like a 70 guy. He’s more like a 70 guy. So, they hurried over So, they hurried over to these futuristic self-heating huts to stay warm. to these futuristic self-heating huts to stay warm.

Oh, this is so small. Oh, this is so small. Wait, there's no room for you in here. Wait, there's no room for you in here. We're gonna have to cuddle then. We're gonna have to cuddle then. And these huts are able to stay here completely year round And these huts are able to stay here completely year round because they're able to both float on warm, peaceful lake water. because they're able to both float on warm, peaceful lake water. But they also do just fine in the dead of winter. But they also do just fine in the dead of winter. But at least in the winter, But at least in the winter, you get a great view of the northern lights. you get a great view of the northern lights. For $5 million, you basically get a winter wonderland. For $5 million, you basically get a winter wonderland. And while staying on this island, And while staying on this island, you're given unlimited five star food. you're given unlimited five star food. I think he thinks we speak Finnish. I think he thinks we speak Finnish. And even though this island comes with a luxury cabin to stay in. And even though this island comes with a luxury cabin to stay in.

Oh, this is beautiful. Oh, this is beautiful. Fine, I'll take it. Fine, I'll take it. Jimmy, buy it for me. Jimmy, buy it for me. The gang ended up spending most of their time on the frozen lake The gang ended up spending most of their time on the frozen lake where they were able to ride an actual dog sled. where they were able to ride an actual dog sled. He took your glove. He took your glove. Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh! This is the best island. This is the best island. I don't know how any island is going to beat this. I don't know how any island is going to beat this. Maybe one where I could feel my hands. Maybe one where I could feel my hands. And Karl's hands are in luck because this next island is not only warm And Karl's hands are in luck because this next island is not only warm but more expensive than all of the other islands combined. but more expensive than all of the other islands combined. This island is tiny, but arguably one of the most This island is tiny, but arguably one of the most luxurious ones out there. luxurious ones out there.

Okay, let's go check the house. Okay, let's go check the house. Feast! Feast! We're stoked to have you as our guest. We're stoked to have you as our guest. We hope you have a blast. Just don't break anything. We hope you have a blast. Just don't break anything. Oh, nice bathroom. Oh, nice bathroom. Usually rich people like showers that can fit like 30 to 1000 people in them. Usually rich people like showers that can fit like 30 to 1000 people in them. This time, they chose a reasonable shower. This time, they chose a reasonable shower. When you pay $16 million When you pay $16 million in addition to a shower, that's the size of the $1 island, in addition to a shower, that's the size of the $1 island, the private island comes with this helicopter the private island comes with this helicopter that's apparently too big for this island. that's apparently too big for this island. We have jet skis. We have jet skis. We have a submarine. Another submarine to the right. We have a submarine. Another submarine to the right. We have a shark submarine over there. We have a shark submarine over there.

There's almost a submarine for each of us. There's almost a submarine for each of us. Boys, do whatever you want. Have fun. You're out. You Boys, do whatever you want. Have fun. You're out. You Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I’m going really fast. I’m going really fast. I love private islands. I love private islands. Karl, if you had one wish, what would it be? Karl, if you had one wish, what would it be? To get off of this thing! To get off of this thing! Yeah! Yeah! We're underwater! We're underwater! I am a fish now. I am a fish now. After Ludwig and Karl kissed the sea at 500 miles per hour, After Ludwig and Karl kissed the sea at 500 miles per hour, we went back to shore to take a little breather. we went back to shore to take a little breather.

Yeah. Yeah. Ludwig's going to jump out of a helicopter. Ludwig's going to jump out of a helicopter. He really is. He really is. No, wait, I'm not... Wait, what? No, wait, I'm not... Wait, what? Any last words? Any last words? I love you, Mom. I'm sorry. I love you, Mom. I'm sorry. This helicopter This helicopter is taking the boys up into the air is taking the boys up into the air and letting them jump and freefall into the ocean. and letting them jump and freefall into the ocean. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is crazy. We shouldn't be doing this. This is crazy. We shouldn't be doing this. This is only a $16 million island, This is only a $16 million island, and we're jumping out of a helicopter. and we're jumping out of a helicopter. He's about to jump. He's about to jump. Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh!

Oh wait! They jump! Oh wait! They jump! There he goes. There he goes. Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness, Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness, doesn't own that private island, because I'm pretty happy. doesn't own that private island, because I'm pretty happy. And now the $45 million island, And now the $45 million island, this island is so big, you can't even fit it all in frame. this island is so big, you can't even fit it all in frame. Oh, hey, I didn't realize they were waiting on us. Oh, hey, I didn't realize they were waiting on us. -Hi! -Hi! -Hi! -Hi! I always feel uncomfortable when I pull up to places I always feel uncomfortable when I pull up to places and people are just standing potentially for hours waiting on me. and people are just standing potentially for hours waiting on me. Hello! Hello!

We have some blueberry smoothies here. We have some blueberry smoothies here. Is it alcoholic? Is it alcoholic? No, it's not. No, it's not. He's not 21 He's not 21 now we'll take you guys up and we'll show you around Royal Island now we'll take you guys up and we'll show you around Royal Island a little bit. a little bit. Let's see what $45 million gets us. Let's see what $45 million gets us. It's a long path. It's a long path. The path is longer than the last island. The path is longer than the last island. For $45 million, For $45 million, this island comes with a mansion and its own this island comes with a mansion and its own beachside bar and private chef. beachside bar and private chef. -Can I give it a flip? -Sure. -Can I give it a flip? -Sure. That's not too bad. That's not too bad. And outside of the mansion is a hot tub And outside of the mansion is a hot tub overlooking the cove where the jet skis are overlooking the cove where the jet skis are and of course, a pool with the best view I've ever seen. and of course, a pool with the best view I've ever seen.

Does this look as cool on camera as it does in real life? Does this look as cool on camera as it does in real life? And if for some reason, you don't want to stay in the mansion, And if for some reason, you don't want to stay in the mansion, there's five luxury beachside cabanas you can pick from. there's five luxury beachside cabanas you can pick from. Jimmy, may I? Jimmy, may I? You may. You may. May I? May I? You may. You may. I have class. I have class. But even after messing around with all of the amenities. But even after messing around with all of the amenities. Why are we playing ping pong when we have an entire island? Why are we playing ping pong when we have an entire island? It's important to note that that's not what makes this island special. It's important to note that that's not what makes this island special. All the way at the other end of All the way at the other end of the island are century-old ruins that we are yet to explore. the island are century-old ruins that we are yet to explore. Dibs on driving. Dibs on driving. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right, ready? All right, ready? Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to go off roading a little bit We're going to go off roading a little bit and head to the back of the island now. and head to the back of the island now. How does Karl always end up driving? How does Karl always end up driving? -Because I'm awesome. -Big bump! -Because I'm awesome. -Big bump! Dude, this is like a safari. Dude, this is like a safari. And when we finally ran out of road to drive on, And when we finally ran out of road to drive on, we started to make our way through we started to make our way through what used to be a village of people what used to be a village of people on this island, over a hundred years ago. on this island, over a hundred years ago. -This used to be a bar? -Yes -This used to be a bar? -Yes You want to walk under this 100-year-old giant thousand-pound slab? You want to walk under this 100-year-old giant thousand-pound slab? Sure, surely it won't fall on top of me. Sure, surely it won't fall on top of me. Dude, if today was the day that it'd fell, you couldn't even be mad. Dude, if today was the day that it'd fell, you couldn't even be mad. And just past the ruins is easily the best view on the entire island. And just past the ruins is easily the best view on the entire island.

Yeah, it gets better. Yeah, it gets better. We were driving for so long. We were driving for so long. I forgot we were on an island. I forgot we were on an island. The island starts over there, comes all the way around, The island starts over there, comes all the way around, wraps all the way around here. wraps all the way around here. Goes down that coastline all the way up over there. Goes down that coastline all the way up over there. I'll be honest, I personally wouldn't pay $45 million I'll be honest, I personally wouldn't pay $45 million for a big jungle with some ancient ruins. for a big jungle with some ancient ruins. But I'm sure some rich guy will. But I'm sure some rich guy will. This next island is arguably the second most expensive island This next island is arguably the second most expensive island that money can buy. that money can buy. This is the $150 million island. This is the $150 million island. It comes with eight luxurious mega mansions. It comes with eight luxurious mega mansions. And the best part is And the best part is it is completely powered by solar panels and wind turbines.

it is completely powered by solar panels and wind turbines. It's home to some of the most exotic animals I've ever seen, It's home to some of the most exotic animals I've ever seen, and took over four decades to build. and took over four decades to build. This island will literally blow your mind. This island will literally blow your mind. When I think of a private island, this is what I think of. When I think of a private island, this is what I think of. That's good, because this is a private island. That's good, because this is a private island. All right. All right. And apparently the first thing you need to do here is wash your hands. And apparently the first thing you need to do here is wash your hands. Make sure you don't taint the island with your outside world germs. Make sure you don't taint the island with your outside world germs. I've already washed my germs. I've already washed my germs. Does everyone who come here gets a coconut? Does everyone who come here gets a coconut? I mean, they're not running low. I mean, they're not running low. True. True. I don't know if it's because this place is so fancy. I don't know if it's because this place is so fancy.

Or maybe they just heard about Karl's driving, Or maybe they just heard about Karl's driving, Yeah! Yeah! But each of us ended up with our own personal driver. But each of us ended up with our own personal driver. I have a feeling this is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. I have a feeling this is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. -Unless you come back. -That might be out of my price range. -Unless you come back. -That might be out of my price range. And even though this island costs $150 million, And even though this island costs $150 million, you can actually rent it yourself, you can actually rent it yourself, for the extremely low price of 140 thousand dollars per day. for the extremely low price of 140 thousand dollars per day. I didn't even realize we just went up a mountain. I didn't even realize we just went up a mountain. I've heard this is the most luxurious private island in the world. I've heard this is the most luxurious private island in the world. It is. It is. The view is insane. The view is insane. This is the great house. This is the great house. But before we got to explore the great house But before we got to explore the great house my friends ended up getting distracted by a turtle.

my friends ended up getting distracted by a turtle. There's a turtle? There's a turtle? Get in there. Get in there. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you guys go to the rest of the island. All right, you guys go to the rest of the island. This island is so extra that for every one person This island is so extra that for every one person in your party, they have ten staff members waiting on your every need. in your party, they have ten staff members waiting on your every need. There's a bunch of people over there like here's drinks, here's food. There's a bunch of people over there like here's drinks, here's food. What do you want to do over the next few days? What do you want to do over the next few days? And we're just like "turtle". And we're just like "turtle". Yeah! Yeah! And of course, And of course, Nolan, of all my friends wanted to take advantage of this. Nolan, of all my friends wanted to take advantage of this. Yes! Yeah! Yes! Yeah! What's everyone up to over here? What's everyone up to over here? We're playing pool. We're playing pool.

With 10 people? With 10 people? They're my hype crew. They're my hype crew. You don't have to hang out with him to make him feel good. You don't have to hang out with him to make him feel good. I will be sad if you don't sit down and relax. I will be sad if you don't sit down and relax. If you need attention, don't make them stand there. If you need attention, don't make them stand there. It's only been an hour, but I'll say it. It's only been an hour, but I'll say it. This is the best island so far. This is the best island so far. On top of all of that, On top of all of that, the island has a house with a driving range on the roof the island has a house with a driving range on the roof where you can hit golf balls into the ocean. where you can hit golf balls into the ocean. Because these are made of fish food. Because these are made of fish food. You should probably hit it further so you don't hit someone. You should probably hit it further so you don't hit someone. Look at all those flamingos. There's so much I can't process it. Look at all those flamingos. There's so much I can't process it. Flamingos in the sky. Flamingos in the sky.

They are everywhere. They are everywhere. They don't love us unless we give them food. They don't love us unless we give them food. Come here, my brethren. Come here, my brethren. But flamingos aren't the only exotic animals on this island. But flamingos aren't the only exotic animals on this island. -Bro. -That's a dinosaur. -Bro. -That's a dinosaur. This is so cool. This is so cool. And believe it or not, And believe it or not, this turtle could theoretically live over 200 years. this turtle could theoretically live over 200 years. Mr. Tortoise, my name is Jimmy. Mr. Tortoise, my name is Jimmy. If my descendants, descendants, descendants come here. If my descendants, descendants, descendants come here. Tell them I was awesome. Tell them I was awesome. And afterwards, And afterwards, we got swarmed by a bunch of lemurs that live on this island. we got swarmed by a bunch of lemurs that live on this island. Get over here! Get over here! Jimmy, I don't know if you noticed that there's two lemurs on your head. Jimmy, I don't know if you noticed that there's two lemurs on your head. Yeah, I know. I'm trying not to move... Yeah, I know. I'm trying not to move...

-I'll put food on there. -Please don't. -I'll put food on there. -Please don't. And if you're wondering where all these exotic animals came from, And if you're wondering where all these exotic animals came from, most of them, sadly, are endangered species and are all on this island most of them, sadly, are endangered species and are all on this island because the owner, because the owner, Richard Branson, brought all of them here to help prevent them Richard Branson, brought all of them here to help prevent them from going extinct. from going extinct. But the most endangered animal on the island But the most endangered animal on the island were the mermaids that serve you sushi. were the mermaids that serve you sushi. Yeah! Yeah! Mermaids and sushi. Mermaids and sushi. This is luxury. This is luxury. Mermaids! Mermaids! -Do you guys want sushi? -I wouldn't say no. -Do you guys want sushi? -I wouldn't say no. It's like a family reunion. Get over here. It's like a family reunion. Get over here. There's honestly so much on this island. There's honestly so much on this island. We can't even film it all. We can't even film it all. We play tennis, we play basketball. We play tennis, we play basketball.

We explore yet another mansion. We explore yet another mansion. I did my first cold plunge. I did my first cold plunge. You get the idea. You get the idea. There's so much to do on this island. There's so much to do on this island. It's actually overwhelming. It's actually overwhelming. This one's actually pretty intense. This one's actually pretty intense. I'm like actually scared. I'm like actually scared. -You know what else is intense? -What? -You know what else is intense? -What? The final island. I'll see you there. The final island. I'll see you there. Why are we still here? Why are we still here? Let's visit the $250 million Island, Let's visit the $250 million Island, This is a $250 million private island. This is a $250 million private island. This extraordinary island has an entire amusement park This extraordinary island has an entire amusement park with over a dozen waterslides. with over a dozen waterslides.

It also has its own hot air balloon and just about every activity It also has its own hot air balloon and just about every activity you could ever imagine. you could ever imagine. And we have it all to ourselves. And we have it all to ourselves. There are no other guests here, but out of every feature you've seen There are no other guests here, but out of every feature you've seen on these islands so far, this one stands above the rest. on these islands so far, this one stands above the rest. In the middle of the island is a massive waterslide, In the middle of the island is a massive waterslide, even though literally eight year olds ride that waterslide, even though literally eight year olds ride that waterslide, I might still chicken out because I'm afraid of heights. I might still chicken out because I'm afraid of heights. But before taking on the water slide, But before taking on the water slide, we checked out the other features, like how there's over we checked out the other features, like how there's over a hundred jetskis on this island. a hundred jetskis on this island. It's a bit overkill. It's a bit overkill.

And not to mention And not to mention there's a literal zip lines that span across manmade beaches. there's a literal zip lines that span across manmade beaches. What's the helmet for? What's the helmet for? What am I going to hit? What am I going to hit? The ground, bro. The ground, bro. Because sometimes people fall off. Because sometimes people fall off. -This is like really scary. -Yeah. -This is like really scary. -Yeah. -Good luck. -Thank you. -Good luck. -Thank you. Karl, you're kind of far behind. Karl, you're kind of far behind. This is awesome. This is awesome. This is actually not that crazy. This is actually not that crazy. And if you own this island, you can host over 13,000 And if you own this island, you can host over 13,000 of your friends at any of these five gargantuan pools. of your friends at any of these five gargantuan pools. This kind of looks like it was made in Minecraft. This kind of looks like it was made in Minecraft.

And it's so funny just seeing my two friends in it. And it's so funny just seeing my two friends in it. Nolan looks like a tiny speck. Nolan looks like a tiny speck. For $250 million, For $250 million, this island, of course, has exotic animals. this island, of course, has exotic animals. Is that a peacock? Is that a peacock? Sir, I need to take you in for questioning. Sir, I need to take you in for questioning. Sir? Sir? And even every game you can imagine, And even every game you can imagine, I wish there is the 13,000 people that are normally here, I wish there is the 13,000 people that are normally here, to watch how bad he is at Cornhole. to watch how bad he is at Cornhole. Is that soccer pool? Is that soccer pool? This island has things I didn't even know existed. This island has things I didn't even know existed. But something I noticed is there were way too many lifeguards But something I noticed is there were way too many lifeguards at this island for just the four of us. at this island for just the four of us.

How many lifeguards are on this island? How many lifeguards are on this island? -Over 100 -Really? -Over 100 -Really? With this many lifeguards, you would have to try to drown. With this many lifeguards, you would have to try to drown. So I thought it'd be fun if we gave them all the day off. So I thought it'd be fun if we gave them all the day off. Has anyone ever rented this island before? Has anyone ever rented this island before? No one. No one. -This is the first. -Dude, you are leaning back. -This is the first. -Dude, you are leaning back. You look way too relaxed. You look way too relaxed. And after all 100 lifeguards went down, And after all 100 lifeguards went down, they decided to hype up the boys and I for our turn on the slide. they decided to hype up the boys and I for our turn on the slide. Here we go! Here we go! Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh! Boys, you want to know what's even scarier than that? Boys, you want to know what's even scarier than that? What? What? That one. That one.

Why is it so terrifying tonight? Why is it so terrifying tonight? It looks so scary. It looks so scary. We can skip it. We can skip it. Towering at over 135 feet tall. Towering at over 135 feet tall. This is the tallest water slide in all of North America. This is the tallest water slide in all of North America. I don't even know what I'm looking at. I don't even know what I'm looking at. It's like a skyscraper. It's like a skyscraper. But I'm scared. But I'm scared. Daredevil's Peak. What a soothing name. Daredevil's Peak. What a soothing name. Very inviting. Very inviting. We're so high. We're so high. It's kind of freaking me out. It's kind of freaking me out. All right, we made it to the top. All right, we made it to the top. Are you guys just waiting for us up here? Are you guys just waiting for us up here? Yeah. Yeah. Listen to how intense the wind is up here. Listen to how intense the wind is up here.

Oh, don't look down. Oh, don't look down. Look how crazy the island looks. Oh, my God. Look how crazy the island looks. Oh, my God. -Karl! -No. -Karl! -No. Nolan! Oh! Nolan! Oh! Would you say nose goes is enforceable? Would you say nose goes is enforceable? Nose goes is enforceable. Nose goes is enforceable. There we go! There we go! The lifeguards said you got to go, Nolan. The lifeguards said you got to go, Nolan. I love you, Mom. I love you, Mom. I'll see you on the other side. I'll see you on the other side. All right, go. All right, go. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh, I got hit by a truck. Oh, I got hit by a truck. Let's do this. Let's do this. You better come down after me. You better come down after me. Okay. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. Why is it so fast? Why is it so fast?

Is it actually that scary? Is it actually that scary? I'm going to do this for your entertainment, I'm going to do this for your entertainment, even though giant rides scare me. even though giant rides scare me. Here we go. Here we go. That is going so fast. That is going so fast. And even though I was basically just drowning And even though I was basically just drowning the entire time down this waterslide, the entire time down this waterslide, I gotta say this whole island was pretty awesome. I gotta say this whole island was pretty awesome. Que locura. Que locura.