The UK Is Going Down With Kier Starmer - Ricky Gervais

No one believes him. The public don't

believe him. The MPs on this side of the

house don't believe him. His own

gullible backbenchers don't believe him.

So, does the Prime Minister agree with

me he's been lying?

Prime Minister, what please?

Sorry, we don't use those words and I'm

sure the members withdraw it.

Mr. Speaker, I have the greatest respect

for you and your office, but I will not

withdraw. That man couldn't lie straight

in bed.

>> Order.

Mr. Anderson, you'll have to leave.

He is gaslighting the nation. So, let's

call this out for what it is. The Prime

Minister is a bare-faced liar and if he

had any decency LEFT NOW, ORDER. ORDER.

ORDER. Sit and leave. Leave now.

I'll name you otherwise and go now if I

were you. Mr. Is the Zahawi Turner

be named and leave this house. All those

in favor? I.

Leave.

I'm sorry you've done this.

I really am.

Um I hope you're bearing up

with all this

It's not even

It's not even all this [ __ ] is it? It's

all the uncertainty. That's what really

gets me down. Maybe I'm

I don't know.

Maybe I've got some sort of OCD, but

even in normal times, if I've planned

everything,

if something goes wrong or someone says,

"Oh, I can't I go [ __ ] cancel it.

>> [laughter]

>> Cancel it all. I'm never doing anything

ever again.

If I book a flight, but they go, "Oh,

it's uh

an hour delayed." Right.

Never

Yeah, you're never going to work again.

Um

Just everything's up in the air. You

can't look forward to anything. You

can't Do you know the worst thing is as

well?

Ap- apart from in the devastation and

the and the deaths and the strain on the

health service and people losing their

livelihoods and that, the worst thing is

the [ __ ] [ __ ] in charge do what they

want. And because the people in charge,

the posh privileged people in charge,

were acting like Charlie Sheen.

I mean, really rubbing salt in the

wound. And as I say, I don't get

political, but they're all [ __ ]

It's one thing to say,

as he insists on saying, "Nobody told

me. Nobody told me anything. Nobody told

me." The question is why didn't the

Prime Minister ask?

Me. Me.

Mr. Speaker, in relation to her

question, let me be clear.

I should not have appointed Peter

Mandelson.

As soon as soon as the further

revelations came to light, I did ask. I

asked the cabinet secretary to review

the process so I could be assured about

the process. He wrote to me on the 16th

of September setting out the conclusions

of that review and assuring me the

process had been followed properly.

Like the public, I feel let down,

disappointed, and I am angry.

Peter Mandelson should never have been

appointed. This was a fundamental

failure of judgment.

Matthew Doyle should never have been

given a peerage. This was also a failure

of judgment.

It has played into the terrible

narrative that there is something to

hide and good decent colleagues will be

accused of being complicit in a

cover-up.

When are we going to stop

taking Went to Eton as a qualification

to run the country?

I mean, [ __ ] hell.

>> [laughter]

[clears throat]

>> Oh, so that's why I'm doing this as well

cuz I I've noticed

all around, you know,

there's a lot of um annoyance and

frustration, totally justified as well.

Misinformation,

uh anger,

anxiety, and depression, you know?

But I do notice I do I I have noticed

that it's getting a lot of people down.

So, um and this this, you know, helps me

like you you when you can't do stuff,

you think, "Well, I've got to do

something." We're built like that. We

we've got to do something.

You know?

It it's um

So, this is this helped me

doing this just, you know, talking

bollocks.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah. Drama. Oh, that's him, is it? Wow.

Didn't know he had a wig right guy,

mate. Wow. Right. Wow. Oh, I should have

brought my boxing gloves out. Right.

Wow. That's him.

Huh? Nice to meet you again. Oh, how you

doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you

want me Do you want me to dance? Do you

know his middle name? What's his name?

Matthew Hancock the boring guy.

Here we go. We got Hancock eating the

drama.

And I hope [clears throat] there was no

kids.

I hope there was no kids watching cuz

I've said the C-word as well.

>> [laughter]

>> I apologize. People are eating their

tea. [ __ ] slagging off the

government, just life in general.

It turns to you and says, you know,

"Enough's enough. This pressure is

intolerable." Would you listen to her? I

always listen to Vic. Um

and um

I think she was the one in the first

place that uh basically said, "Why on

earth would you want to go into

politics?" But she is an absolute

>> to that question now? She is an absolute

rock um and I confide in her all of the

time and hers is the best advice

um and uh

I'm just thankful that I've got her

every day. And at the moment she's

advising to you to keep going. She is.

Yes. And and um we talk everything

through um and it's fan- We've also two

fantastic kids, a 17-year-old and a

15-year-old. I can't tell you how much

joy and happiness they bring. They are

my pride and joy every single day. Peace

and quiet. More and more peace and

quiet. Just want peace and quiet.

That's what I just want peace and quiet.

I mean, to the extent that

I I don't know. I just want I

I want to know what I'm doing. When I

know I've got a night in or I know

everything that's that's happening

tonight and I know when I've got to work

and when I've got to relax. And then if

I I've got great night, Netflix. I've

got my off bottle of wine, Netflix this.

Someone Someone calls and says, "Oh,

we're in town. Do you want to do

dinner?" Oh, [ __ ] hell.

I wish I was dead.

>> [laughter]

>> Only death can get me out of this.

Um

Peace and quiet, yeah. Peace and quiet.

Everyone to be happy. More and more now

you worry like other people's misery

spoils it for you. That's a naive thing,

isn't it?

Um

When you can be happy and then you can

see one thing like, "Oh,

I could tell a [ __ ] story on the news

or a bit of animal cruelty." It just

ruins ruins your [ __ ] day, doesn't

it? You think, "Oh, I can't enjoy I

can't enjoy

myself now cuz I've got to sort I've got

to sort that out. I've got to save that

dog."

Um

That's why I do everything. Peace and