Coyote Nemesis, Jennie Garth, Turkish Hairlines | Fact Check for Jennie Garth
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He is an armchair expert, but he makes
mistakes all the time. Thank god
Monica's here. She's going to let him
have the facts.
>> I have a story.
>> Oh, great.
>> So, this is like right after you left,
so this was like two months ago.
>> Okay.
>> Um,
>> for a week just to be
>> Yeah, but it feels like it was a really
long time ago. Anna and I Anna parked
her car at my house.
>> Okay. We were going to walk to Cara.
>> Mhm. But before we walked to Carl, we
were gonna drop something off at your
house.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> So, we stopped by your house for
chitchatting. Kristen, Delta, I Oh, I do
dropped off a um vintage shirt for
Lincoln for her birthday.
>> Which one was it?
>> Willie Nelson.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Great tea.
>> Yeah. And so then we asked if anyone
wanted anything from Cara. Delta wanted
a salad.
>> Yeah. Yeah. The gem salad.
>> Yeah. So then we walked to Carla. Have a
great time.
>> Yeah. get the salad,
walk back to your house to drop off the
salad.
>> Everything's looking good.
>> Yeah, it's done well so far.
>> And it's like 8:35, I would say.
>> We'll drop off the salad. Delta's
asleep.
>> Um, and we So, we then we start walking
to my house. Now, for the listener who
doesn't know or remember, my house is
>> 80 ft.
>> Yeah, I was going to say 15, but that's
cuz I don't know measurements. It's, you
know, there's two options. You can try,
you can go down your driveway
>> or you can go up the hill to right where
your front door is.
>> Yes. Exactly.
>> Probably equidistance,
>> right?
>> Yeah. But within a couple hundred feet.
>> Yeah. I mean, it's so close.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay. So, we're walking. Oh, and we have
Mona. This is a big part of it. Mona is
Anna's dog and a pretty large dog.
>> She's Yeah. She looks like um almost
like a wolf.
>> Yeah. But like not a scary one.
>> Not a wolf like in the forest. like a
wolf hound,
>> right? Just but like so like
>> she's so nice.
>> Nice and kind of dumb looking. Like
>> I love her and I'm I'm not drawn to dogs
so much, but I'm like in love with her.
>> Same. I like she's she's a good dog.
>> I like her.
>> Yeah. I'm not going to say I'm not going
to say love. Anyway, okay. So, we're we
have Mona. We're walking back to my
house and we see my nemesis, Coyote.
>> Coyote in the street
>> on the corner. on the corner just
looking just looking at us. Okay,
>> I love to look
>> and I was like okay uh I know I think
you're you're supposed to just keep
walking
>> and look and be not
>> directly in the face
>> go what's up. Even just them hearing
what's up.
>> No, I don't want to talk to them.
>> It scares them.
>> Okay, so I was like you're supposed to
be non-fazed and just be like you own
the streets.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're six times the
size.
>> Uh, no. No, it No, they're big. And so,
>> maybe not six, but
>> I mean, they're like my size. If I got
down on all fours, they're my size.
>> Anyway, um,
>> you're 100 lb. They're they're probably
40 lb,
>> but they're all muscle.
>> They're all hair.
>> I'm mostly boot,
>> so I don't know what my chances are.
Anyway, he was looking at us and I was
like, "Okay, I know we're supposed to
keep going, but and and normally I'm
scared and Anna's not scared of things,
but she was scared." So, this wasn't a
good combo. And she was really worried
about Mona cuz coyotes eat dogs.
>> Even though Mona is much bigger than
>> small dogs. Yeah. But still, we were
like getting We were starting to get a
little panicky.
>> We should add Mona's extremely beta.
>> Exactly. Like
>> Frank would have gone after He would
have lost, but he would have gone after
the coyote. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like,
what do you prefer? You know, I don't
know.
>> I can tell you right now what I prefer.
>> Well, so and I was like, "Oh, no. I
don't know what to do." And I was like,
"Mether." And we just were standing
still. Jeez.
>> And I was like, "Okay, let's
>> like deer. They freeze."
>> Yeah.
>> So, you really look like prey cuz now
you're frozen.
>> Yep. Yep.
>> The opposite thing of what you're
supposed to do.
>> And then I was like, "Okay." And I knew
that. I was like, "I don't We're not
supposed to be like standing here like
this. We got to like I don't uh" And I
was like, "Let's go back." So, we turned
our back and kind of walked quickly back
to your house. Okay.
>> And and then we just stood in that
little well.
>> Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Where the packages
come.
>> Yeah. Where the packages. We just stood
there and I Googled, "What do you do
when you come across a coyote?"
Basically, first thing it says is,
"Don't stop, don't turn around, don't
run." You know, everything we had just
done.
>> Yeah.
>> And I was like, "Fuck." And then it
said, you know, be loud.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Um, throw rocks.
>> Absolutely. Yeah.
>> Yeah. But there were no
>> They don't understand throwing. So it's
like you're a thing and all of a sudden
you got projectiles.
>> Okay. Interesting. But they didn't
>> I think you just yell at it. We have
them on our street all the time and
that's all Natalie does.
>> Oh my god. She just
>> It was dark.
>> I know. But they're white. You don't
You've never been
>> Natalie's not white.
>> Oh yeah.
>> They're city coyotes.
>> Forgot about that. Okay.
So, okay. So, it was like throw rocks.
We didn't see any rocks, but it was like
be loud. Um I was like, "Okay, so we'll
just" And we're starting to like get
unhinged. Like our ideas were bad,
>> you know? I was like, "Okay, I'll just
put on this podcast and it'll be loud."
>> Uhhuh.
>> Okay.
>> And I'll turn on my flashlight on my
phone. So, turn on my flashlight, turn
on the podcast, which is
>> Aaron and Sarah's podcast. Aaron Foster
and Sarah Foster's podcast that I've
become kind of weirdly obsessed with.
just like turned it on and it's just
their voices like you know talking
normal. It wasn't that loud.
>> I don't want to be critical but when
choosing a podcast maybe like go roan. I
mean now's the time for the manosphere.
>> I agree. I agree. Aggression but it's
just these like two ladies, you know,
and
>> delicious.