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right. What was your name?
>> Johanna.
>> Johanna, welcome to To What? To the
show.
>> Okay.
>> Welcome to the show. Does that help you
give you some information?
>> It sounds like Seinfeld's a show about
nothing, but I think it's going to be
about something, right?
>> Could be something bad.
>> Okay, that's all right, too.
>> Okay. What do you want us to do?
>> Um, lend your ear to what I might offer.
Is this for entertainment or education
or a combo deal? It's a combo deal.
>> All right.
>> It's like you get a sandwich and a soda.
>> All right. Okay. So, where should we
begin? Maybe
>> variety is the spot. You want something
that's hot and cold. You don't want to
be You don't want to sit here and be a a
weak ass cracker. Anybody ever call you
that?
>> We got used to that when daddy had a hot
weenie joint on Eddie Street in
Providence.
>> Oh.
>> So, we got used to a few thugs who
walked out with the cash register one
day.
>> People That's crazy.
>> Yes. Yes. So, I mean, hey, Zelie. That's
right.
Mhm.
>> Mhm.
>> You want to to lend You want us to lend
ears.
>> Mhm.
>> I'm I am a [ __ ] man.
>> That's okay. Welcome.
>> Thank you. We're going to lend you our
ears.
>> Well, I thought my role was
>> Are you touching my leg on purpose?
>> We're just Are you We're tucked in right
now.
>> Save it for later.
>> Okay. This is crazy. Go ahead.
>> My role I thought was to figure out, hm,
can I take off the shelf what I've put
there? What's on the shelf?
>> A dream. And I took it off and said,
"Okay, now put up or shut up. You want
to be a painter?"
>> Oh, you shelved your you sheld your
dream.
>> My dream. Yeah. I started in Vermont
back in the 70s. Um, as a sculptor, and
did a little bit of the painting. I had
a few loose screws,
>> which was the, you know, era.
>> What does that mean?
>> Well, women's lib, Vietnam War. Uh,
>> what's women's lib?
>> Women's liberation. when we would burn
our bras and walk around hairylegged.
>> Did you do that?
>> Yes.
>> You slept with anything that moved.
>> Did you do that?
>> Yes. Those were the times.
>> Was it fun?
>> Yes.
>> It was kind of like uh for lack of
better terms, it's it's okay for women
to be horny.
>> Correct.
>> Is that too cr You want me to reprimand
him?
>> No.
>> Okay.
>> Well, that's what it is. I mean, that's
what it is, right?
>> Accurate right now.
>> Yep.
>> Okay. So, it was being horny
>> is the name of the game.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's okay. writing that one down.
That was the
>> sanctioned.
>> Yes.
>> That it's women.
>> Yes.
>> Okay.
>> So, and that would lead to new
awakenings. What I did was when I went
for a three-day weekend to Vermont,
which uh would end up becoming five
years because I also was a dilotant
about uh sculpting.
>> A dilant. What's a dilant?
>> Um somebody who talks the talk and
doesn't walk the walk. Ah,
>> we're into edm learning new words and
>> etmology
>> retired English teacher too. So that
helps. So I'll proofread what you say.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. But anyway, on my trip third day,
I heard a little voice say, "Put up or
shut up."
>> Yes.
>> Was it the devil?
>> No, it was actually the saint because
half hour later outside of Brattleleboro
was a sign in front of an old farmhouse
for rent. Moved in following week with
300 lb of self-hen clay. Five years
later beca three years later became a
professional sculptor.
>> Is it any good? Is the sculpture any
good?
>> No, it's boring. I started actually I
used
>> Okay. What's the Let's Let's go through
the list. The hit list here.
>> 1975.
>> Yeah. And I've got the little Smurfies
in. Want me to get it out of the bag?
>> What's a Smurfy?
>> I brought this to a Hasbro um executive
to do toys.
>> So you've made a little Smurf.
>> Yes, that's a Smurf. That was a toy.
>> Okay. But I tried to use that as a form
of promotion doing uh toys with the
clay.
>> What made you obsessed with sculpting
and you know love it?
>> You could take a mound of mud and
transform it into something magnificent.
>> If we Google you, will it come up the
images?
>> Uh probably not because the only thing
you most likely are going to see are I
have some YouTube videos um but also
articles that have been that have been
published. Is there a sculpture that you
that you did that would I be like,
"Whoa, we have a picture of that."
>> Um,
probably not. They were smaller sort of
like exploratory ones that I wasn't that
proud of.
>> Okay. Do we have a p We have a painting
slideshow here. This is into the
maelstrom. Yeah.
>> What does that represent? Going to hell.
>> You're going right into getting swept
away in the current of emotion that
doesn't get resolution. I think with the
painting, you're trying to get somebody
to relate. They'll see themselves within
that expression of color or of design
movement.
>> I think if you see yourself within this,
you might have you might be in trouble.
That's
>> make an appointment. Yes.
>> Make an appointment. Exactly.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Next painting, please. What else we
have?
>> What's this called? Demons in Hell.
>> Uh, actually, it's a crummy slide. A
crummy picture. No, it's a crummy
picture.
>> This is the cribies.
>> Sorry. This is called Interracial
Nightmare.
>> It was It was called um What was This
one? Was I think uh
>> is this about a personal relationship
you had?
>> There's a black and a white figure
against Yeah, it was I can't remember
what it was even called. Uh and I didn't
really like it. I
>> guess an ocean of bloodshed.
>> Yeah. Well, I guess you know when the
two come together sometimes that's the
name of the game.
>> It's true.
>> We'll find out, you know, with her on
what's going on there, too. Okay. So,