Coyote Nemesis, Jennie Garth, Turkish Hairlines | Fact Check for Jennie Garth

He is an armchair expert, but he makes

mistakes all the time. Thank god

Monica's here. She's going to let him

have the facts.

>> I have a story.

>> Oh, great.

>> So, this is like right after you left,

so this was like two months ago.

>> Okay.

>> Um,

>> for a week just to be

>> Yeah, but it feels like it was a really

long time ago. Anna and I Anna parked

her car at my house.

>> Okay. We were going to walk to Cara.

>> Mhm. But before we walked to Carl, we

were gonna drop something off at your

house.

>> Okay. Yeah.

>> So, we stopped by your house for

chitchatting. Kristen, Delta, I Oh, I do

dropped off a um vintage shirt for

Lincoln for her birthday.

>> Which one was it?

>> Willie Nelson.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Great tea.

>> Yeah. And so then we asked if anyone

wanted anything from Cara. Delta wanted

a salad.

>> Yeah. Yeah. The gem salad.

>> Yeah. So then we walked to Carla. Have a

great time.

>> Yeah. get the salad,

walk back to your house to drop off the

salad.

>> Everything's looking good.

>> Yeah, it's done well so far.

>> And it's like 8:35, I would say.

>> We'll drop off the salad. Delta's

asleep.

>> Um, and we So, we then we start walking

to my house. Now, for the listener who

doesn't know or remember, my house is

>> 80 ft.

>> Yeah, I was going to say 15, but that's

cuz I don't know measurements. It's, you

know, there's two options. You can try,

you can go down your driveway

>> or you can go up the hill to right where

your front door is.

>> Yes. Exactly.

>> Probably equidistance,

>> right?

>> Yeah. But within a couple hundred feet.

>> Yeah. I mean, it's so close.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Okay. So, we're walking. Oh, and we have

Mona. This is a big part of it. Mona is

Anna's dog and a pretty large dog.

>> She's Yeah. She looks like um almost

like a wolf.

>> Yeah. But like not a scary one.

>> Not a wolf like in the forest. like a

wolf hound,

>> right? Just but like so like

>> she's so nice.

>> Nice and kind of dumb looking. Like

>> I love her and I'm I'm not drawn to dogs

so much, but I'm like in love with her.

>> Same. I like she's she's a good dog.

>> I like her.

>> Yeah. I'm not going to say I'm not going

to say love. Anyway, okay. So, we're we

have Mona. We're walking back to my

house and we see my nemesis, Coyote.

>> Coyote in the street

>> on the corner. on the corner just

looking just looking at us. Okay,

>> I love to look

>> and I was like okay uh I know I think

you're you're supposed to just keep

walking

>> and look and be not

>> directly in the face

>> go what's up. Even just them hearing

what's up.

>> No, I don't want to talk to them.

>> It scares them.

>> Okay, so I was like you're supposed to

be non-fazed and just be like you own

the streets.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're six times the

size.

>> Uh, no. No, it No, they're big. And so,

>> maybe not six, but

>> I mean, they're like my size. If I got

down on all fours, they're my size.

>> Anyway, um,

>> you're 100 lb. They're they're probably

40 lb,

>> but they're all muscle.

>> They're all hair.

>> I'm mostly boot,

>> so I don't know what my chances are.

Anyway, he was looking at us and I was

like, "Okay, I know we're supposed to

keep going, but and and normally I'm

scared and Anna's not scared of things,

but she was scared." So, this wasn't a

good combo. And she was really worried

about Mona cuz coyotes eat dogs.

>> Even though Mona is much bigger than

>> small dogs. Yeah. But still, we were

like getting We were starting to get a

little panicky.

>> We should add Mona's extremely beta.

>> Exactly. Like

>> Frank would have gone after He would

have lost, but he would have gone after

the coyote. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like,

what do you prefer? You know, I don't

know.

>> I can tell you right now what I prefer.

>> Well, so and I was like, "Oh, no. I

don't know what to do." And I was like,

"Mether." And we just were standing

still. Jeez.

>> And I was like, "Okay, let's

>> like deer. They freeze."

>> Yeah.

>> So, you really look like prey cuz now

you're frozen.

>> Yep. Yep.

>> The opposite thing of what you're

supposed to do.

>> And then I was like, "Okay." And I knew

that. I was like, "I don't We're not

supposed to be like standing here like

this. We got to like I don't uh" And I

was like, "Let's go back." So, we turned

our back and kind of walked quickly back

to your house. Okay.

>> And and then we just stood in that

little well.

>> Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Where the packages

come.

>> Yeah. Where the packages. We just stood

there and I Googled, "What do you do

when you come across a coyote?"

Basically, first thing it says is,

"Don't stop, don't turn around, don't

run." You know, everything we had just

done.

>> Yeah.

>> And I was like, "Fuck." And then it

said, you know, be loud.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Um, throw rocks.

>> Absolutely. Yeah.

>> Yeah. But there were no

>> They don't understand throwing. So it's

like you're a thing and all of a sudden

you got projectiles.

>> Okay. Interesting. But they didn't

>> I think you just yell at it. We have

them on our street all the time and

that's all Natalie does.

>> Oh my god. She just

>> It was dark.

>> I know. But they're white. You don't

You've never been

>> Natalie's not white.

>> Oh yeah.

>> They're city coyotes.

>> Forgot about that. Okay.

So, okay. So, it was like throw rocks.

We didn't see any rocks, but it was like

be loud. Um I was like, "Okay, so we'll

just" And we're starting to like get

unhinged. Like our ideas were bad,

>> you know? I was like, "Okay, I'll just

put on this podcast and it'll be loud."

>> Uhhuh.

>> Okay.

>> And I'll turn on my flashlight on my

phone. So, turn on my flashlight, turn

on the podcast, which is

>> Aaron and Sarah's podcast. Aaron Foster

and Sarah Foster's podcast that I've

become kind of weirdly obsessed with.

just like turned it on and it's just

their voices like you know talking

normal. It wasn't that loud.

>> I don't want to be critical but when

choosing a podcast maybe like go roan. I

mean now's the time for the manosphere.

>> I agree. I agree. Aggression but it's

just these like two ladies, you know,

and

>> delicious.