TMGS 04/05/26 - Starmer COMMITTING £BILLIONS More to Ukraine in Armenia!?

Good morning everybody and welcome to

the Mike Graeme show. I'm Mike Graeme

and this is the Mike Graham show. As you

can see, look at this. I've even learned

how to do that right. Uh it's 2 minutes

past 7. I apologize for being slightly

tardy this morning, but it is a bank

holiday. Uh and of course most people

aren't actually working, which means

it's easier to get into work, which

doesn't explain why we're late. Um why

we're late is because um we were

chatting and also pooch is on the

international clock still which as you

can see behind me uh is slightly

confusing uh for those of you who don't

know what time it is where you are now

but in London England um Great Britain

uh the United Kingdom uh is now 2

minutes past 7 and 41 seconds. And I'm

delighted to say I'm joined on this very

special augmented occasion by Mr. Will

Gettys who is here to talk us through

some of the stories in the papers. For

those of you wondering where Emma is,

Emma's um indisposed. She's been in

later in the week. Don't worry about

that. She's absolutely fine. She's

having a different sort of day here on

uh on planet Earth. So, um we've got

loads of things to talk about. Big big

weekend um for people who don't like

working, but um you know, it's amazing

how quiet the roads are on a bank

holiday Monday.

>> My goodness. I got here in no time at

all this morning, Michael. It was super

fast. Almost too early.

>> Yeah, me too. And Pooch, of course, who

was away at the weekend, is back. Uh so,

welcome back, Pooch. Thank you very much

indeed. Uh, we've got all the heron type

mugs going on. Uh, we've got um all

>> I got one.

>> All Will's got a Mike Graham show mug.

We've got her everywhere. And also,

we're only a couple of days away now. I

said it last night. It was only three

now only two sleeps, isn't it? Until our

live show at the Shepherd's Bush Empire.

So, if you haven't got a ticket yet, you

might need to think about getting one

cuz this is going to be absolutely

blockbuster time. Uh, we're going to

have Will Gettys going to be there for a

start. We've got Louis Mloud coming

over. Uh, we've also got Intel Lady

who's been doing some great stuff lately

on Angela Raina's drunkenness which is

going to be fantastic. Right. Bridget

Phillipsson as well. Did you see the

Bridget Philipsson piece in the Times at

the weekend where they did her up in a

sort of fashion shoot? No.

>> And she looks really strange. I mean it

just I'll I'll find it. We'll do it

maybe not today but maybe this week.

They've done like a whole series of you

know studio shots that they do. Yeah.

And they've made her look like somebody

from Hollywood. I mean it just doesn't

look right. They've done something to

her hair that looks like they've made

her look thinner. Would you?

>> Um, well, would you

>> do you know it's a funny question that,

but piece definitely not. But, but if

you look at the pictures in the Times,

it's quite a different thing. Um, but

anyway, we'll get to all of that. Uh,

but no, seriously, you've got to come.

Steven Barrett is going to be there as

well, our favorite barrista. We're going

to have right said Fred, they're going

to be coming along. Carol Decker from

TPA. Um,

>> Will Gettys.

>> Will Gettys is Yeah, he was the first

one I mentioned. He's coming twice,

right?

>> I'm coming twice for the first part. And

then hopefully my gam is going to be

better. So my sunglasses, who is Louis's

brother, is going to be sort of master

of ceremonies. And we're looking out for

any noises you can make that sound like

Donald because obviously Lewis Mloud

says he sounds a bit like a stmer

like that.

It's brilliant.

>> Hey,

>> congratulations to Louis.

>> Congratulations to Lewis. Of course.

Yeah. It turns out Lewis Mloud and his

wife have just had a baby. Um just just

well done. So many congratulations.

He'll be telling us all about that, of

course, when he uh when he gets over

here. Uh and also we're going to have um

Marilyn Halls is coming, right? You you

might be put on protective duty for

Marilyn Hall. I'm going to try and keep

us sober.

>> Keep us sober before I can help with

that one before she comes on at the end

towards the end of the show. Chris Walk

is coming uh because we're going to do a

bit of plon of the week. Do a bit of

plank of the week as well. Um William

Yarnwood's coming. He's going to do his

impression of Star, which is getting

very good by the way. Um, so tickets at

Ticket Master, we'll put out a link

later. Um, but it's going to be a

fantastic night. Um, hundreds and

hundreds of people have bought tickets.

There are very few seats left sort of up

in the back, but you'll still get a good

view. It's a beautiful theater. It's a

great theater. It's a great place.

You've been there.

>> Yeah, I've been there, too. I've seen

quite a few gigs there. So, it's it's

really intimate. It's a really nice

intimate.

>> It's a really nice intimate, but most

recently, the Foo Fighters did a show

there. Because they did a small kind of

tour just

>> I think quite a I could think quite uh

who was it? David Bow's Keys. She went

play Moriceet's played there. You've

probably covered a few.

>> I've covered a few celebrities and

>> Chip and no one important's favorite

group. The Chip and Dales have played.

We think K star might have seen that.

Starva, by the way, is over in our

media. What's he doing there?

>> Oh, he's over there to to to to build

relations with the EU because obviously

we miss them and uh and we love all

their bureaucracy. Yeah, you know, well,

there's a piece on the front page of the

time saying Britain told to pay a

billion pounds a year to the European

Union after the reset. Yeah, that's a

terrible word though, isn't it? But

basically, Brussels has this is this is

where we are now in the world, right?

Brussels has told Saki Star that Britain

will have to make annual payments into

European budgets for the first time

since Brexit as part of the prime

minister's reset with the block. So,

well done, K. We have another round of

applause for Karma.

>> Let's give away.

>> Never hear K.

>> Yeah. Never hear Kia. Let's give away a

billion pounds of our money, taxpayers

money to the European Union. Right.

>> What on earth are we think are they

thinking?

>> What's going on here?

>> I I you know what I particularly liked

was uh was the fact that Zalinski who's

down there cuz obviously he loves a free

party and a free meal um got himself

down there. There's a war on he spends

more time.

>> Apparently came by train.

>> Never hear Zalinski. He's never in

Ukraine, is he? But he turned around.

Apparently the first thing he said to to

never hear Kia was, "You're alone."

>> Yeah. Step into my bureau. Um over here,

a couple of people asking about your

eyes. Charles is asking you. Last time

we saw you, you were wearing you were

wearing dark glasses cuz you had

>> most my interviews are with dark glasses

at the moment cuz I I basically caught a

short from C a shot from my boxing

coach. Yes. And uh and now I've got a

bit of an eye infection. So rather than

put you all off your breakfast, I

thought I'd wear these. It doesn't

actually look that bad, but we we we put

the the glasses look kind of cool. And